The Redactor 3D

The most amazing shredder yet.

The lowly shredder, no longer concealed in a black bin, under the desk, but rather raised up and above the writing surface and integrated into a simplified revision control environment. Introducing, The Redactor 3D, winner of three awards from the National Association of Information Destruction and referenced in the DoD’s Terminator IV destruction methods and procedures policy manual.

Features of The Redactor 3D
  • instrument of late-capitalist forgetting
  • patented producer of illegibility
  • elevator of the human spirit
  • mechanical erasure

Burdened only to press one of three buttons, the user can produce verifiable illegibility and attain the assurance of their privilege to forget.